Well, as I'm sure many hundreds of you will have already noticed, I have recently had the pleasure of a pageview milestone. However, as I'm sure you have also noticed, there are several 0s missing from the end of it. I'm consulting with dA admin and I'm sure the problem will be rectified soon. The very idea that I only have 1000 page views, laughable!

Anyway, I would like to thank you all for drooling over your keyboards these long years over my page, I appreciate how wonderful and unique it is compared to all the other pages, entirely different shade of green you know. However I'm sure some of you are thinking 'How could I have contributed to her billion page views?' well that's simple. Break out of your trance-like state to refresh every once in a while, duh.

Anyway, many thanks go to my good friend (though her art it truely dreadful) Foxbane, for catching the glitch on my pageviews. As promised a piece of highly professional and super-fantastic art way will be created for you in due course, maybe you'll learn something then.

As for other things about me, we've gained a cat. What can I say? Everything in this world and the next loves me, it's only natural afterall. She used to belong to the owner across the road but wasn't actually happy over there, and worships me as the rest of you do, so that's good. The previous owner is happy about it too, as she loves me also, duh.

Anyway, aside from that I've been reading Harry Potter, and I am about to spoil it for you.

THE MAGICAL WORLD GATHERS INSIDE ONE OF THOSE INFINATE SPACE TENTS AND A WHALE FALLS ON IT OUTSIDE. Voldemort was seen rofling at the side lines. Sad ending. Truely. It's amazing how Rowling can think this sort of stuff up, it was a real tension builder, they'd just run out of biscuits inside the tent when it happened. Related? I think so.

Lets have a moment of silence for the awesomeness that is Queen Lady JK.

*snort*

Anyways, this journal I shall leave you with a little challange to stretch your muscles and broaden your mind.

LICK YOUR ELBOW.

That is all. Toodles!